Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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