sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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