Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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