Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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