marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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