I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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