So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?