I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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