His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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