ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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