yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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