But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize