Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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