I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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