there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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