I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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