I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
