What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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