We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
