I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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