I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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