guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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