we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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