S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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