yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he shaved USA in his pubs
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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