One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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