I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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