5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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