so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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