You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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