Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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