I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
