I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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