...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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