I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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