Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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