I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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