He is an equal opportunity slut.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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