Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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