I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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