I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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