I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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