He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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