Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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