D3 body, D1 cock
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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