I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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