Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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