The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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