none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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