Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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