What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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