Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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