So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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