Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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