oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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